As if we even needed more proof that Hugh Hefner is a God among men, he had to go ahead and add a couple of hot 19 year old blonde twins to his stable of bitches to slam home the point even more. Despite getting up there in years, Hef still manages to see more twat than your average gynecologist — and a much higher standard of twat than what the typical gynecologist likely sees.

Anyway, he’s the man and his newest girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon are the latest additions to my Babe of the Week. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have, albeit it won’t likely be as much as Hef current is. Oh, well, we all can’t be God.