Check out my Quick Hit blog about my thoughts on the Miami Dolphins drafting WVU QB Pat White in the 2nd round of this past weekend’s NFL Draft and why it has me super excited for the coming football season.

One of the funniest Family Guy’s ever…

I’m not sure if it’s his wife or a child he produced with his hot wife, but if the out-of-this-world stunning Stacy Keibler is in any way related to the Keibler Elf; that that little dude is one stone cold pimp. She’s without question one of the finest specimens of what human females have to offer and is unequestionably one of the sexiest Babe of the Week beauties that have yet been featured on this site. In case I haven’t gotten my point across — I’m infatuated with this girl and would give up 10 years on the end of my life for one night with her. Satan, you listening?

I’ve put together a little drinking game for the 2009 NFL Draft for my company @ QuickHit.com. Check it out and follow the rules if you truly want to enjoy tomorrow’s NFL Draft — it will be the same game that I will be playing with Brandon & Roger and we plan to be completely plastered before the end of the first round if not sooner!

The football team likely won’t produce a first day draft pick for the first time in ages, but at least the University of Miami has come out #1 in Playboy’s list of top Party Schools for 2009! I guess that’s better than nothing. It’s all about the “U”!

The news that KG will likely miss the playoffs practically ensures a seemingly inevitable title showdown between Lebron James and Kobe Bryant. While this saddens me as a Celtics fan that still had moderate to slim hopes of a repeat, it should be a great thing for the NBA and an exciting series to watch. The highly-touted Lakers versus Celtics match-up last year proved to be a bit of a letdown ratings-wise, but Lebron v Kobe should be able to get ratings on par with the Jordan era Bulls. If not, then the NBA’s funk might be even worse than thought.

I’m keeping this uber short because I’ve been super occupied with work and having my girl Lauralyn in town — The lovely Holly Weber is this week’s Babe of the Week!

The Baltimore Orioles’ dream of a perfect 162-0 season ended today with a 11-2 loss to the Evil Empire, dropping them to 2-1 and 1/2 game out of their one-time stranglehold on first place in the AL East. I guess I can take solace in the fact that this amazing first place and unbeaten run lasted much longer than I had ever dreamed of, but it’s still a sad day and pretty much ends the baseball season. At least the NFL draft and NBA & NHL playoffs are just around the corner!

Most would say that a baseball team going 162-0 is impossible and I would normally agree. But I also thought coming into this season that the Baltimore Orioles being in sole possession of first place this deep into the season and unbeaten at 2-0 was all but impossible, as well. I’ve been proven wrong…so just 160 more surprises in a row and we may have baseball’s version of The Perfect Season!

People that stop in merge lanes instead of quickly ramping up to the speed of traffic should get the death penalty. These people are clearly idoitic morons that Darwinism would’ve normally weeded out 100 years ago but are living and reproducing in today’s day and age. If we keep allowing people that would normally be naturally selected out of the equation to live, the future of humanity is in a dire situation. Merge lane stoppers must die!

I just saw some pictures of me from Friday night and they just made me want to vomit. Sure, I can see what the scale has been saying and have looked in the mirror, but damn, sometimes seeing photos can really make one notice when things are out of hand. For one, it makes me think that I may have some mind control super powers because there’d be no way I’d talk to me if I were a girl. It also inspired me to hit the gym at midnight for a second workout session today (or maybe a super early first for tomorrow depending on how you look at it).

I hope this disgust lasts because I need to stop fucking around, buckle down and just take care of business. I had a decent week and dropped from 332 to 323 from 3/27-4/3 but the fact that I’m even back up this high is beyond unexcusible. I should be shot in lieu of Darwinism taking me out naturally. I know I can’t dwell on my constant backward slides but the 5 out of 7 with the gym last week was a decent start but just not good enough. I need to be as dedicated to losing weight as I am to my job, flogging the dolphin, getting drunk, or getting girls to send me nudes. I better be “sniffin’ 210 by 2010″ or else I don’t deserve to live.

I don’t get a chance to say it often and when I do it’s typically in April, May or not at all, so please let me have my moment when I proudly scream — how about them first place Baltimore Orioles! My boys roughed up C.C. “not gonna live up to his fat contract except in maybe his waistline” Sabathia and the New York Yankees earlier today 10-5 and are now in a two-way tie for first place in the American League East with the Toronto Blue Jays. Sure, it’s one game and it surely won’t last, as we’ll likely finish yet another season 30+ games under .500 and out of the playoff hunt by the All-Star break, but it’s nevertheless nice to start things off 1-0 and unbeaten against the hated Yanks. Let’s go O’s!

People like to talk smack about the BCS and say how the NCAA Final Four Tournament is SOOOOO much better, but the past few years have SUCKED in college basketball’s tourney. I hope it’s just a dry spell but I’ve been bored out of my mind watching this year’s tourney games and it was the same last year, as well. The only time it’s really any fun at all is during the first two days when there are multiple games on throughout the day, which makes it easy to find exciting games to watch admidst the many stinkers. But when you get deeper into the tourney and there are less options, you get stuck having to watch boring ass blowouts between completely unmatched teams (i.e. – UNC vs Nova and now UNC vs MSU). Here’s hoping for better luck with the Frozen Four this Thursday and Saturday…

For the past couple of weeks, my commute to work has often been accompanied by Taylor Swift’s Love Song on repeat for most of the trip, with the occasional switch to the Al Pacino speech in Any Given Sunday or that T.I. and Rihanna song. Yeah, don’t ask me why. I have issues, that’s a given.

Anyway, I mention this only because I think Taylor Swift is gorgeous and she just looks like the kind of girl that would be fun corrupting sexually because she looks so innocent and sweet. I also think she’s very talented, but let’s be honest here, talent has never really been a qualification for Babe of the Week. That is, unless you count making my dick hard a talent. (For the record, it’s not. The thing gets hard for just about anything.)

This is pretty gross and I think that the mom should probably be thrown in jail…

Please head over to NBA.com and vote now for the Miami Heat Dancers! They’re already the reigning three time champions and are more than deserving of an ever-impressive fourpeat! They not only deserve this because they’re wicked hot but my ridiculously sexy and unbelievably beautiful friend Ashley Marie Flores (she’s the sexy number in the middle in the thumbnail to the right!) is on the team and she alone makes them worth voting for. So, take a break from reading this bog and go VOTE!.

I had some things planned for today but while the viewership was up to 229,000 in March, the total number of people that actually “READ” the site is somewhere around 19 if you don’t include personal friends and co-workers. As a result, maybe next year…