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American Idol is such a sausage fest this year and I can’t stand it. Might actually stop watching before the top 12 even starts, which is about four to six weeks earlier than I usually give up. My theory is that it’s because I’m guessing that 90% of the people that vote for this crap are women and thus the hot guys do well, as do the sob stories or the really likable characters. The really HOT girls never make it far. Sure, girls like Kelly Clarkson, Katherine McPhee and Carrie Underwood are pretty, but my guess is that they were able to get past the girl jealousy because they were a flawed beautiful. All three were chubby bitches most of the show and thus related to all the women voters. Case in point is how McPhee seemed to do much better in the earlier rounds when she was chubs and she eventually got knocked off once she slimmed down tremendously. Chick jealousy can be pretty intense and being able to use it to your advantage is often the only way ugly dudes like me can nail hotties. But, that’s a bit off topic. The point is that Idol is too much of a sausage fest for me this season because of this chick jealousy and I’m done.