I thought this was brilliant. And I guess my 1000/1000 in Fallout 3 means that I’m very prepared myself!

I hadn’t heard of her before today and have surprisingly never watched One Tree Hill, the TV series that Danneel Harris stars in, but I’ve quickly become a fan of her after seeing her amazing unclothed body in some movie she’s in called Ten Inch Hero. What’s funny is that I actually HAVE seen her nude before as she apparently showed off her assets in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay but for whatever reason I never noticed enough to research or maybe I just wasn’t quite all “there” when I watched that movie the dozen or so times that I have…

All that doesn’t really matter, though. The point is that she’s really hot, has an amazingly fit and sexy body and is a prime Babe of the Week candidate. And while you’re checking her out, I think I’ll watch that movie again while completely sober and see if I recognize her.

Just had to put my ass back on after watching this…gotta love work emails.

Maybe circulating this around the Middle East would help stop terrorism..

Yeah, so there’s this list of these ice cream flavors that have been supposedly proposed to Ben & Jerry’s for President George Bush and I thought a few were laugh out loud funny so I just had to share. Here they are…

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My boy Abe emailed me this shit and I just thought it was brilliant. It’s apparently Joe Rogan’s letter to Kelloggs regarding the company’s decision to cut ties with Michael Phelps because of the photo of him with a bong. Anyway, it’s brilliant and everyone should give it a read.

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First, let me just say again that I’ve been a big supporter for President Barack Obama despite the fact that I don’t agree with his fiscal policies or promises. I figured the country needed change after the putrid past 8 years of the Bush administration that included the continuation of the destruction of the US economy and the mismanagement of the war on Terrorism and subsequently on Iraq. I thought it was also a positive that a minority candidate was elected because that would give a segment of the population hope that it may not have had before. Hope is good and it can inspire people to better themselves. I’m all for that.

What’s bugging me right now is that I’m annoyed about the outrage over the New York Post comic and calling it racist. The point being that it’s allegedly comparing President Obama to a monkey and there has been a negative history of African Americans being called monkeys or gorillas. So, who the fuck cares? First, Obama didn’t write the stimulus package all by himself so where would you even get that tie? Second, he’s the President of the United States and thus is free game. President Bush was ridiculed more than anyone probably in the history of this country. He was made fun of for his religion. His intelligence was insulted. He was directly compared to a monkey and was called one many times. He was insulted for being a Texan. He was mocked for being Southern. Every single aspect of him was made fun of without any backlash for it being politically incorrect or racist. Then why should we be so sensitive about any humor made directly or indirectly towards President Obama? We shouldn’t. That is, unless we’re fucking racist and just looking to further our racist agendas and that’s what I see people doing. It’s annoying and it helps further racism in American more than it deters it.

Always being sick, getting over a cold or feeling one is coming is getting really tiresome. The Massachusetts winter is really kicking the crap out of my immune system and I think I’ve only had one completely healthy week over the course of the past three months. It’s probably not a coincidence that the healthy week was the one where I exercised every single day and ate really healthy, so maybe it’s more me crapping over my immune system than the wintery mess.

Whether it’s because I’m dealing with my first real winter in more than 10 years or just me not taking care of myself, it’s pretty clear that I gotta do the part that is in my control and make it a point to eat healthy and exercise religiously. I’ve already quit the dirty smoking habit that I picked up around last June, so that’s a start. Now I just need to get back on the anti-fatty path and all should improve greatly in my life.

When Danity Kane was first formed I had a bit of a crush on Aubrey O’Day. Thought she was cute and I just loved her incredibly fit and tight body. But the truth is I didn’t really follow DK or her much after that first season of the show. The fact that she did pose nude for Playboy obviously got my attention and I had to check her out unclothed the first chance I got.

The bad news is that I just don’t find her nearly as attractive anymore. I don’t know what it is but she seems so much more fake looking these days. I’m guessing it’s been a lot of plastic surgery, but I don’t follow the celeb gossip circuit so I don’t really know. Nevertheless, she’s still a very sexy girl and it’s nice to see her with her clothes off. Babe of the Week material for sure.

One of my faves on Rock of Love Bus is undoubtedly the sexy Latin beauty Brittanya O’Campo. She just gives off such a strange and intriguing vibe. She seems really sweet and innocent at times but at the same time you can’t help but feel that she’s a dirty whore that has STDs that haven’t been been named yet.

The real messed up thing is that even if she did have a plethora of STDs, the girl’s pretty enough and hot enough that you’d probably consider doing her any way and hope that penicillin is enough to fix whatever you pick up. And that, my friends, is what makes her one hell of a Babe of the Week.

I’ve had a longtime habit of leaving girls drunk singing voicemails and have recently extended that to vidchats. Here’s a snippet of me singing Fall for You to my friend Erin last night. Just a warning though…I’m a really bad singer and your ears may in fact bleed.

I kind of forgot about her when I made the comment about Idol’s lack of hot girls this season because I’ve been in hyper fast forward mode when watching the show on Tivo and think I must’ve skipped her and assumed the jealousy of the two old women judges caused her to miss the cut already. Luckily, that’s apparently not he case and Casey Carlson is still alive and well in the competition.

The lovely lady also has some nice bikini photos in her history so that has helped make her a prime Babe of the Week candidate. Unlike the other “Bikini Girl” who while I thought had a magnificent body was completely Butter. Not saying that I wouldn’t do her, but come on, there are plenty of girls with body’s as good or better than have faces 10,000 times prettier than the “Bikini Girl”. Case in point…Casey Carlson.

If you’re on Facebook you’ve probably seen that “25 Things You Might Not Know About Me” notes or been tagged in one or a million. They’re usually annoying but I was wicked bored yesterday and decided to do one myself. And since it took up a lot of my time, I figured I might as well share it here, as well.

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American Idol has been crap for years (arguably from the beginning) but the schtick has really worn thin. It’s so predictable who they’re going to cut or let through these days and it’s the suspense that often makes it interesting. The suspense just isn’t there anymore. I’m thinking that in order to mix things up they really ought to get downright evil with these announcements and instead of doing that lame crap were they say something like “you won’t be happy with our decision…” (long pause) “you’ll absolutely LOVE it!”, I’m thinking they need to start really screwing with people’s minds. Tell them they’ve made it and then after they’ve jumped around and started walking back…call them back and say that it was a joke and they’re being sent home. Now THAT would spice crap up and make me more interested. Also, why aren’t there any hot chicks anymore? I’m not seeing them.

One of my many duties at Quick Hit when I’m not designing the football game or giving Brandon Justice massages with happy endings is to do a lot of community-oriented work such as writing blogs and development diaries. Given my background with this site, my old fan sites, Working Designs and IGN.com, it’s pretty much the cake part of the job since I’ve been sharing my thoughts and opinions with the netizens of the World Wide Web for nearly 13 years.

My first significant entry, other than my initial introduction which none of you should need, is my dev diary on Fixing the QB Passer Rating. It doesn’t necessarily do with the development of the game, other than the fact I plan to use the formula in player stats, but it should give you a little insight how my mind works as far as football and statistics are concerned.

Let me just say that my reaction to all this A-Rod shit is “duh!”. The reason being that Jose Canseco hasn’t lied yet and the dumb masses keep ignoring him until something comes out that tells them, “hey, maybe Canseco isn’t full of shit”. I liken it to the idiots on ID4 that appear “shocked” that Area 51 was real even after aliens have already begun invading Earth. Seriously, WTF? Some giant alien spaceships appear all over Earth and then someone says that Area 51 is real and you are shocked? Really? Doesn’t make any sense.

At this point, if Canseco claimed to stick steroid needles into the ass of Jesus I would believe him. He was right about A-Rod and he’s right about more than 2/3rds of the league using it during the early 90s. At this point, it’s non-issue to me. There’s really no way of telling who “cheated” and who didn’t so you just gotta assume that everyone did. It was “legal” in the baseball world, and, according to Canseco, more people were on it than weren’t. A-Rod used, but so did whoever is your favorite player. And, as Kevin Brown proves, it doesn’t matter if the player has muscles or not. Skinny twig bitches used steroids, too.

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It’s pretty obvious that I’m more drunk than hung over when I’m trying to pick up girls on the walk to my car at 9 in the morning. Things started simple enough with a basic “hello” or “good morning” and a big smile to the first few cuties that I encountered. Then things heated up and I shifted the game into 5th gear when I encountered a tremendously attractive dark-haired beauty with big brown eyes waiting at the crosswalk. Here’s how the conversation went down:

Me: “That’s a really cute winter outfit.” (Smiles)

Cute girl: (Smiles sheepishly) “Thank you.”

Me: “You know if it weren’t for hot girls and their cute winter getups the suicide rates in winter would be sky high.”

Cute girl: “Oh my God, that’s awful.” (Giggles)

Me: “There’s nothing awful about it, you should be proud of yourself for all the lives you’ve saved.”

Cute girl: (Laughs) “You’re too funny.” (Smiles and makes really strong eye contact looking up at me)

Me: “Yes, I am. You should give me your number so we can continue this comedy tour over coffee, caramels, or while we build an igloo.”

Cute girl: (Laughs) “But I don’t even know you.” (Giggles and touches my elbow)

Me: “Obviously, that’s why I suggested coffee or building an igloo and didn’t jump straight to making babies.”

Cute girl: (Laughs and smiles with mouth wide open) “Oh my God.”

Me: “Come on, just give me your name and number and I’ll remember it; won’t even put it in my phone.”

Cute girl: “Ha! Okay…”

The screwed up part is that I completely forgot her name and number by the time I finished the drive to work, as the drunk progressed completely to hung over. Her name was something like Marissa or Miranda or something that starts with an M and is about three syllables. And all I remember of her number is the area code (617). An epic failure on my part.

All of you really need to hurry up and go vote for Cassie Keller as Cyber Girl of the Month! Not only does she deserve this, but she deserves to be Cyber Girl of the Year! She is without question the hottest and prettiest girl that Playboy has ever featured and she deserves to win this and more. Please go vote for her!

David Smith just shared this link with me and I, in turn, have decided to share it with all of you since it’s so damn funny — Winners Don’t Use Drugs.

There were a few good ones, but my pick for the best commercial during the Super Bowl goes to the Conan O’Brien one. It just left me in stitches.