In one of my many errands and chores I have planned for today, I needed to head over to Kinkos to print a copy of my friend Jordanna’s book that she’s been working on and make a CD jacket cover of for this Haris Hilton album I’m producing. While there, I got a chance to witness an angry old bitch at her worst.

The old hag was trying to ship something FedEx Ground but put her stuff in a box that was labeled Express. The clerk mentioned this to her, extremely nicely, and she just started yelling like a mad woman. She was yelling, getting angry and just being a total cunt.

There was some sticker that said “Ground” and she kept screaming at the workers telling them she got the box next to the sticker and was completely irate. They kept their calm and kept apologizing and said that the sticker wasn’t supposed to be there (it was on crooked on the shelf and was probably just placed by another customer). That just wasn’t enough for her and she kept causing a ruccuss and getting all agro. Her husband, who I have the utmost sympathy for, kept trying to calm her down while telling her that there’s nothing that they could do now to fix the sticker and to just move on…so she started lighting him up.

It was highly entertaining for me and I wish the stupid iPhone recorded videos (without hacking it) because I would’ve loved to have captured it so I could put that shit up on YouTube and share on this site.