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I hate to keep bitching about bad drivers, especially since one of the reasons I had shut down my site for a couple years was that it had gotten to the point where I would only blog about how much I hated AWDs (Asian Women Drivers). It’s just so hard to keep my sanity after dealing with the sometimes horrific commute to work that’s completely the result of people just having no clue how to drive.

I have never in my life seen so many people who think that coming to a complete STOP in the merge lane is the best way to get onto a highway. Everyone takes 30 to 40 seconds to accelerate up to the speed limit off of green lights. When driving up a damn hill and needing to slow down just a little, people love to slam on their brakes instead of simply letting off their gas pedals. Sure, this happens everywhere. Believe me, I’ve seen it. I just have never in my life experienced such a high quantity of this sort of inept driving.

People like to call the drivers MASSholes but that would imply asshole behavior, which would in turn imply aggressive driving tendencies. That’s not the case at all. The bad driving you see here is passive and completely clueless in most instances. My theory is that in an attempt to maintain some sense of machoism, the men in this area created the term MASShole to try make the fact that they drive like blind old Asian women into something manly. It’s infuriating and I’ve come to the conclusion that Mass Drivers are worse than AWDs.