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If I had a chance to bone Britney Spears right now, would I? I’ll ask myself that on occasion and it’s not an easy answer. If she were just some chick that looked like she does, I might have to say no because she looks kinda busted and used these days. That said, she IS Britney Spears and there definitely would be some kind of honor in doing her raw — although the ridicule might actually surpass the praise I’d get.

So, yeah, I’d probably bang her out and would do so just so I could tell people I did and make some money off the nude’s I’d undoubtedly take and for the sex tape I’d undoubtedly make. For now, I’ll just settle with making her my Babe of the Week.