First, every night I’ve gone to Gypsy has been a lot of fun except for that one night where I struck out something like 10 straight times, with five girls telling me don’t bother because I’m too fat (I blame the fact that I shaved and that brings out the double chin). The girls are always hot and we almost always have a great time.

What’s even cooler about it is that the bouncers have seen Brandon & I enough that they have decided to just start waving us in and don’t even bother carding us anymore. The odd thing about this is that I’ve been kicked out of this club twice already and both times I turned into angry Dave and starting yelling “I’m going to fucking kill you!” repeatedly to the bouncer and had to be pulled away. Despite this, we’re getting VIP treatment now. I really love Boston.

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Before I can talk about the fun festivities that was Saturday night, I first must rewind the clock and share the dirt on Friday night at Club Venu. The reason I couldn’t divulge anything yesterday was because I had one of those all-day hangovers and pretty much stayed in bed until 8PM at night when I finally got up to do my “morning cardio” even though it was already well into the evening.

The night started off with Mr. Justice and I jumping in a cab only to have another cab try to box us out and not let us move. It was some weird ass shit and we still don’t know why it happened. Brandon & I were wicked close to getting out and throwing down with the crazy ass cabbie. Eventually our driver was able to get past the crazy cabbie and took us over to Venu. We couldn’t get in at first because the place apparently wasn’t open yet at 10PM so we just walked around a bit and eventually hit up some bar for some drinks before heading back to Venu a little closer to 11.

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I used to hate Thanksgiving because in San Francisco it meant that everyone I knew was out of town for the weekend and pretty much all the bars were empty because seemingly nobody is from that city and thus also gone for the weekend. I surmised that Boston would be different because while there would be some loss in talent from the girls going to college here from out-of-state that there would be enough coming back home for the holidays to make up for it. Last night at The Estate and then Gypsy Bar confirmed that this should prove to be an eventful weekend to say the least.

It didn’t seem to be that way at first, however. The level of party-going traffic on the train and on the streets when Brandon and I ventured out was pretty minimal. We were starting to think it was a bad decision to come out. Both Gypsy and Estate seemed pretty dead from the outside. What intrigued us was that we kept seeing hot groups of Asian girls going into and leaving Estate so it definitely piqued our interest enough to head inside. While it wasn’t that full initially, upon entering we were absolutely bombarded with the fact that the place was 99% Asian and probably 90% of the girls were rather hot. I hadn’t been in such a high concentration of beautiful Asians since the last time I was in Japan during my IGN.com days. Not even in San Francisco, where there’s a massive population of them.

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It has been an extremely long and arduous process, but after 3+ months of Hell I have finally acquired my Massachusetts license plates! And with this finally taken care of, I can finally consider myself completely moved in and am now a certified MASShole.

The reason that it’s taken this long is that CitiFinancial is completely inept and seemingly loves to employ ill-informed and ignorant morons. I had refinanced with them for a lower APR back in June 2007 but upon trying to renew my registration in California before I moved out to Boston, I found that I couldn’t because the title transfer from Wells Fargo to CitiFinancial had never taken place — despite the fact that they had the loan for more than a year. This was just the start of the shit I had to deal with to get everything straightened out, much to my dismay.

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I came across some site recently that named Cassie Keller America’s Hottest Teen College Student (or America’s Hottest 18 Year Old College Student, I forget) and I instantly fell in love and just knew I had to make her my Babe of the Week. I’ve developed the biggest crush on this beautiful young lady and I’m sure you will find yourselves in the same predicament after checking out her breathtaking photos that I’ve included with this posting.

The 15 I’ve included are just the tip of the iceberg, however, as I suggest you Google and find all that the ‘net has to offer so you can undoubtedly come to the same conclusion as I have — that Cassie Keller is one of the finest females that has ever walked on this lucky planet.

If I had a chance to bone Britney Spears right now, would I? I’ll ask myself that on occasion and it’s not an easy answer. If she were just some chick that looked like she does, I might have to say no because she looks kinda busted and used these days. That said, she IS Britney Spears and there definitely would be some kind of honor in doing her raw — although the ridicule might actually surpass the praise I’d get.

So, yeah, I’d probably bang her out and would do so just so I could tell people I did and make some money off the nude’s I’d undoubtedly take and for the sex tape I’d undoubtedly make. For now, I’ll just settle with making her my Babe of the Week.

I’m just blocking out last night’s game against GTech out of my mind and will pretend it never happened. It’s my fault for getting too excited for this team and coach. Embarrassing. I had to stop watching and kill some zombies in L4D at halftime because I was just getting so frustrated that I was starting to get physically ill.

Umm, so, yeah, late on the Babe of the Week again after putting up the trio the same night and updating one early. Oops, my bad. I’ll put one up tonight or tomorrow and I think I already have an idea on who to post. Here’s a hint…she was my first Babe of the “Day” ever back when I was doing the IGN PSX mailbag for those old schoolers.

Obviously, I owe plenty of thanks to the “Wide Right” Gods in how they’ve helped my ‘Canes beat FSU several times and subsequently won National Championships. Now you can chalk up an apparent fantasy football victory to their credit. I went into the game with all my players done and up by 14 points with Kellen Winslow and Ryan Lindell left to play for my opponent. It was looking really good for me in the first three quarters, but then things started to get frightening.

Winslow got 30+ yards bringing his point total up to 4 and Lindell made a couple of extra points bring him up to 9; this made the score 67-66 in my favor after Dawson made that 56 yard FG to give the Browns the lead with 93 seconds left to play. I was actually hoping that Dawson would’ve missed because then the Bills would’ve just run out the clock but he made it with plenty of time left for Buffalo to get into FG range. Then the idiotic Romeo decided to squib kick it and put give the Bills prime field position near mid-field and the Bills quickly marched into FG range. I was absolutely livid. I was thinking that he would surely make the kick and I would lose to one of our league’s worst teams 69-67.

But then when the Bills were lining up for the field goal I thought to myself “wide right” and then I typed “WIDE RIGHT” in my aim chat window to Dave Toole. Then the announcers started talking about “wide right” in the Bills lore…and then…Lindell missed the kick “wide right” and I squeaked out a 67-65 victory! And unless the official scoring changes between now and this morning, I will be sitting pretty at 8-3 and with a playoff spot potentially locked up!

Already stated it after the Hurricanes game on Thursday and I’ll state it again after today’s narrow escape by the Dolphins against the Oakland Raiders — a win is a win. I thought we might have blown a great opportunity to stay strong in the playoff hunt after that long kick return for a touchdown gave the Raiders their first lead of the game, but my boys came through in the clutch and drove for the game winning field goal with less than a minute remaining to seal a victory. Miami is now 6-4 and if they can upset the Pats next week and if the Jets lose to the Titans, then we will be sitting in a position never thought possible — atop the AFC East!

The one apparent downer to my fruitful football weekend, which began on Thursday, is that my fantasy football team has a very precarious 15 point lead over one of the worst teams in the league, with that team still having Winslow, Randle El, and Lindel to play. He also has the Cards D going right now while all I have is 2nd string Mewelde Moore. If I lose this game, it was be heartbreaking given the competition and the fact that I got home 1 minute too late and was stuck with BenJavus Green-Ellis who I was going to bench in favor of either Ted Ginn Jr or Lance Moore (15 and 16 points respectively) if Sammy Morris was cleared to play, which he was. I ended up with 0 points in that slot instead of at least 15. The late work day on Thursday just might cost me a victory that I was favored to win by 51 points. Sad Christmas if that happens.

Baby steps. Baby steps. Dropped about one and half pounds and am now down to 297.0, which is a drop of 34.4 lbs since moving to Boston. Obviously still “too fat” but I’m going in the right direction, albeit at a rather slow pace of late. My goal of making it to the gym every day didn’t happen, but still managed two workout days in the past week, which is obviously better than nothing. Hopefully I can get back into the swing of things on that front because it should really help the pounds come off quicker as long as I keep eating healthy.

Go Terps! Thanks to the Maryland upset of North Carolina today, my Miami Hurricanes are completely in control of their own destiny in the ACC. If we can beat Georgia Tech and North Carolina State then we’ll likely be getting a rematch with FSU in the ACC title game. We actually have a legitimate shot at making it to the Orange Bowl this year. At the start of the year, particularly after coming out of the gates 2-3, I may have hoped for a BCS bowl appearance, but I never thought it was a realistic possibility with this young team. Yet, here were are now in the driver’s seat in our division of the ACC. We still have some tough games ahead of us, especially next Thursday at Georgia Tech, but I’m just thrilled that we’re in this position and am excited about the possibility about being a National Power again within the next 2-3 years. It’s all about the “U”!

I knew things were really going too well. Pretty much every night that I’ve gone out in Boston has been amazing. The girls have mostly been highly approachable and at least 4 out of every 5 that I tried to talk to would actually have a conversation and maybe 1 out of every 4 of those would provide their digits at the conclusion. Both are extremely high success rates for me.

My biggest stumbling block has been the level of my drunkeness which has made it really hard for me to remember names or properly put and save the numbers in the iPhone, which is a major bitch to use when highly inebriated. I’ve had four different girls call me out here where nothing further happened primarily because I had no freaking clue who they were or what they looked like. I’m working on that issue and will be pacing myself on the drinking or just playing the game sober some times.

All that said, last night at Gypsy was beyond bad on the roll front. The first girl I said “hey” to on the dance floor quite literally “jumped” away while looking at me in disgust. All I said was, “hey, you two girls should dance with my friends”. The sad thing is that this was merely only the start of a crash and burn night and probably the nicest reaction.

Brandon & Harris started dancing with these two girls and since I was the odd man out I decided to fly it solo in the bar area after just waiting around on the dance floor for 15 minutes. It was reminiscent of my 0-21 at Suite 181 back in San Francisco, though I didn’t quite get up to that number of rejections. I had zero luck in striking any sort of conversations and I had a whopping FIVE different girls straight up say, “don’t bother, you’re too fat”. Ouch. Can’t really blame them because the truth is that if they were fat, I probably wouldn’t have approached them in the first place, but it still stings a bit nonetheless.

I’m a believer in the numbers game, so I understand rejection is inevitable no matter who you are. It’s just some will get rejected more than others. So you just forget about it and move on to the next target. However, this was clearly an off night for me so I eventually gave up my plan of drinking in moderation and got myself shit-faced. I spent all my cash at the bar and since cabs in this city don’t believe in credit cards, I was kind of shit out of luck with getting home blasted. Thankfully, this group of guys actually came to my rescue and got a cab for me and even paid for it. I think they sensed the smell of failure on me, understood the place I was in, and wanted to help a fellow “brother” out. That MASSholes thing is beginning to look like a myth.

True Blood is one of my current crop of fave TV shows these days and one of the reasons why is the insane hippie chick that’s been showing off her great tits in every single episode she’s starred in so far. I just adore any actress with a great set who isn’t afraid to show them off with great regularity. It’s often the difference from being good and great.

I’ve eventually found out that there’s a name that goes with the tits – Lizzy Caplan. And I even came to realize that she’s actually starred in a ton of things that I’ve watched over the years. Yet, it hasn’t been until seeing this actress in all of her naked glory that I really took notice of her “acting” ability. Hmm, I wonder why? Well, the point is, thanks to her willingless to let me see her naked on TV, I figure it’s completely deserving of her to be named my Babe of the Week. It’s so easy.

My ankle and wrist have healed enough where I was able to get back into the gym twice this past week and that surely helped me rebound from last week’s disgression that saw me back over the big three oh oh. I weighed in this morning at 298.2 lbs, a drop of 33.2 lbs since making the move to Boston. I’m banking on getting back into full swing at the gym this week, so I can start dropping some real weight again soon. Will likely be spending New Year’s in Miami, so it’d be pro if I could be down in the 270s for the coming of the new year.

I’ve been a slacker to the tenth power primarily because I’m typically working from 7:30AM until 7:30PM every Monday through Friday (including the commute) and then I’ve been busy spending my nights either partying in Boston and hitting on amazingly friendly and hot girls, catching up on my Tivo shit, practicing my guitar, watching football, or simply crafting my art of masturbating.

Nevertheless, there’s still no excuse for me being over three weeks late with the proliferation of babes from me to you. This is true especially given the fact that the stuff that’s been keeping me busy pretty much sums up my life for the past decade, but with the only change being the location and the guitar. Anywho, my being a good boy last night and staying in meant that I didn’t wake up groggy and with a hangover, so I’ve put up a whopping trio of new Babe of the Week girlies for your jerking pleasure — Grace Park, Dilshad Vadsaria, and Spencer Grammer. Hopefully, I can be on time with this coming week’s babe, maybe even early.

I know I’m something like three bitches late, but I’m sure you’ll understand. I work from 7am till 7 pm every day (including the commute) and then I tend to party with hot girls at night. It keeps me too busy to post new babes and I’m sooooo sorry about that. I will post three, soon, I promise. PS – the harvard girl with the short hair tonight is totally marriage material!

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