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I was still feeling quite drunk when I woke up this morning after a very eventful last night (will write about that later). My drunkeness was evidenced by the fact that I was hitting on girls on the limp to my car to head into work. The first was merely a really lame “heeyyyyyyyyy” to a girl walking into the elevator when I was exiting. It’s funnier if you know the inside joke behind it, but since nobody does, it’s never effective.

The next, I must admit, was quite money. When I was waiting to cross the street this really hot jogger pulled up next to me and was doing that running in place thing. I looked her fine ass body up and down and said, “Why are you still running? You passed hot at least 100 miles ago.” She cracked an ear-to-ear smile, her face turned a little red and she giggled and replied, “Oh my God, that was awful.” I said I actually thought it was quite good and she went on to concur before the light changed and she continued her jog. Her look back and smile confirmed the effectiveness of the line and I’m sure if our paths ever cross again she’ll end up in my bed (even without busting out my “A” game of duct tape and rope).