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I’ve been sick as fuck since Sunday and I don’t seem to be getting any better. The only good news is that I haven’t been having gallstones or pancreas pains so I guess that’s the glass half-full perspective. I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow afternoon, so I’ll have a laundry list of shit to talk to him about. Maybe I’ll even get up the nerve to ask for the Valtrex script because the breakouts have been insane lately.

As if the being sick isn’t enough of a shit storm on my parade, I haven’t been able to see nakedness from the naked girls whose window I can see into from my kitchen window. It’s been over a week since I’ve been able to see any naked ass, landing strip or tits. I got home at 7 today and they were both already dressed up in their party clothes, so that was a huge letdown.

It is still fairly entertaining to see just how much time chicks spend getting ready once they’re already dressed. They spent a good hour adjusting their outfits in the mirror and changing tops or bottoms and making all sorts of tweaks. However, one of the friends is a devious little bitch because the other girl was wearing this poncho-ish top that kinda made her look fat because the way it hung off her tits.

I almost yelled “that top makes you look fat!” out my window but then my peep show would probably be over for good. I just felt bad for her because her friend obviously didn’t say anything because she was looking really hot and thin in her short little skirt and form-fitting top. She’ll easily be getting the hotter of whatever two guys roll them tonight. Anyway, I have a boring night ahead of me of watching this already-horrible DVD – Across the Universe – while doing Dayquil shots every couple hours.