But, fuck, the Target over here was just crawling with beautiful honeys getting shit for school today. It was just jam packed full of hot young snatch, as I don’t think I passed a single aisle that didn’t have at least one highly fuckable bitch in it. I kept having to flick the tip of my penis to make the semi-erection disappear. If only kidnapping and rape were legal…wait, did I really just type that and post it on the Internet for the world to see? I’m just kidding, I swear.