I needed to pick up a bunch of things from Best Buy to get my home entertainment system setup in my new place, so I went ahead and jumped on The T, which is Boston’s train system like the Muni back in SF. It proved to be a very highly enjoyable experience because there were hot bitches galore on it. After my first week here I was ready to rename Boston “Butterbeantown” because I had noticed a lot of extremly fit girls with slamming bodies who had faces I’d rather not look at, hence the addition of “butter” to the city’s Beantown nickname.
However, things have been improving exponentially over the past few days with today’s experience on The T really changing my mind about the quality of women in this city. The best thing is that I’ve been told that things get a billion times better once September comes around and the college girls start flooding the city. I can’t wait!



aliendave
Dave Fuckin’ Z is in Boston! Nice, dude. I just moved here myself. Well, trying to anyway. Staying at brother’s place while I look for work. I’m gonna yell “SPANK BANK” every time I see a big Asian lookin’ dude to see if it’s you.
Dave Z
I’ll keep a listen out for a random yelling of “SPANK BANK” then. :p