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Last night was pretty special. Not only was it in celebration of my dear friend and former Babe of the Week Erica Ramos’ birthday, but it marked my first night of going out since moving to the city of Boston. Plus, it also turned out to be the first time I got kicked out of a club in this city (it won’t be the last, I’m certain)!

The night started out strong even before we got to the club as The “T” was overflowing with hot bangable chickies. There were at least a dozen on the train ride over to the Boylston stop that I would’ve loved to bring home and sexually scar for life as tends to happen when I hook up with the female types.

Brandon and I got to The Estate early to avoid any trouble getting in and it was practically empty with the exception of the bouncers and the insanely hot bartenders. However, things picked up quickly and throngs of hot bitches worthy of getting my baby batter splattered over their faces started rolling in. I just knew the night would be a blast when a couple of already shit-faced girls bit it when attempting to get onto the dance floor.

In between Jager shots and Erica’s arrival with her hot friends, I even gave some soon-to-be married chick a piggyback ride to the bar so she could knock that off her checklist of things to do. Some girl even decided to flash me her titties in the hallway leading to the bathrooms. Everything’s a bit foggy after that, however. I do remember the birthday girl’s arrival and the subsequent partying with her group, but shit’s fuzzy as hell. I don’t recall doing anything wrong — except being extremely shit-faced and having issues with walking straight — but I ended up having to be escorted out of the club. It was fun times for all.

I had a really great week of the whole dieting and exercising thing and am now down to 323.2 lbs, which is a drop of 3 lbs from last week. The body fat is still at a whopping 40.6% and the visceral fat is 24, but shit’s going in the right direction so I’m feeling quite well about it all. I still feel very confident about reaching my goal of being in the 260s by the end of this year and reaching my ultimate goal of being in the low 200s in 2009.

The move to Boston has forced me to come up with a brand new ratings system for women. The fact that there are so many extremely fit and tight-bodied young college girls has made it tough to rate chicks on the normal 10 point scale. The problem is that you have a lot of girls that have bodies that merit a 9 or a 10 but faces that don’t quite match it. It’s not that they’re all Butter, but just a obvious mismatch in quality of the face & body.

Hence, Brandon Justice and I have been rating girls on a +/- scale that is based on the attractivness of the face versus the body. Next time you’re out and about you should give it a shot, because it’s really quite fun. We were both downtown doing some shopping for tonight’s clubbing festivities and we would just constantly see a girl and then immediately say something like “minus 3″ or on the rare occasion “plus 1″.

My good friend and former 2K co-worker, Abe Navarro, lent me this book to read a while back, titled Lone Survivor, and I finally got around to finishing it today. Wow. The story just blew me away and I was fighting off tears while reading most of the final chapter. It’s the eyewitness account by Leading Petty Officer Marcus Luttrell who was the lone survivor of SEAL Team 10’s Operation Redwing in Afghanistan. The level of heroism and courage displayed by himself and his fellow soldiers in fighting for the United States of America and for our freedom and safety has left me in complete awe.

I am forever thankful for him and for others like him that serve proudly in the United States military who put their lives on the line so that people like me can have the freedom to do things like make videogames for a living and go through life worrying about things as simple and carefree as trying to bone hot chicks. If you haven’t already read it and are looking for a good read that will undoubtedly inspire you, I highly suggest going out and buying a copy today.

I’m actually quite reluctant to name Megan Hauserman my latest Babe of the Week because she’s probably the least attractive girl I’ve ever bestowed this honor. Hell, despite my general horniness and desperation, if I had sex with her she’d be by far the least attractive girl I’ve ever boned. Her face is just frightful and she always looks like she’s trying to pinch off a loaf. All that said, she does have an immensely hot body and I would have no problem banging the hell out of her with a paper bag covering her face. We’ll leave it at that.

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I know, I know. I’ll post two Babe of the Week’s this weekend. Maybe even a 3rd for next week’s early. Promise. That is unless I’m getting lots and lots of ass, then you’re shit out of luck.

What started out as a simple errand to pick up a juicer turned into a Spank Bank™ overloading experience as the Watertown Target was filled with wall-to-wall pussy. It was an event that was nearly as amazing as the one in the Target on University in Orlando, but just a tad below. There was just so much hot young female ass getting stuff in preperation of the upcoming college school year and I quite honestly spent 99.9% of my time there lurking random bitches just so the images in my Spank Bank™ would be as crisp as possible. I think I might just have to get a part time job.

I sort of had a good first week back on Body-for-Life. I ate consistently well for the entire week, which was good, but I didn’t get into the gym once until Saturday morning, which wasn’t so good. For the week I did manage to drop a little more than 5 lbs, but the body fat % and visceral fat ratings went up so some of that weight loss is likely me being more dehydrated this morning than last Sunday morning. Nevertheless, I’m happy with the way I ate for most of the week and Saturday morning’s gym session sparked a really active day and has me ready to hit up the gym again this morning and every morning for the rest of this week.

I needed to pick up a bunch of things from Best Buy to get my home entertainment system setup in my new place, so I went ahead and jumped on The T, which is Boston’s train system like the Muni back in SF. It proved to be a very highly enjoyable experience because there were hot bitches galore on it. After my first week here I was ready to rename Boston “Butterbeantown” because I had noticed a lot of extremly fit girls with slamming bodies who had faces I’d rather not look at, hence the addition of “butter” to the city’s Beantown nickname.

However, things have been improving exponentially over the past few days with today’s experience on The T really changing my mind about the quality of women in this city. The best thing is that I’ve been told that things get a billion times better once September comes around and the college girls start flooding the city. I can’t wait!