July turned out to be a really good month as far as unique visitors are concerned even though I’ve been really flaky with updates. For the month there were over 100K hornballs that found their way onto my blog, mostly trying to see Rock of Love chicks without their clothes on or to see if Extenze worked in adding length & girth to my cock (it didn’t really). But, yeah, I’m way behind on Babe of the Week, but promise to get a couple up this weekend to catch me up. Also, I have some HUGE HUGE HUGE announcements to make in the coming days so stay tuned.

I’m really behind, but I have a good excuse. I’ve been really busy with work and when I’m not at work I’ve been occupied with my alcoholism and masturbation addiction. I’m certain many of you regular visitors have similar hang ups so you understand where I’m coming from.

Fear no more as I’ve finally made the time to post last week’s Babe of the Week right as this week is almost over. Her name is Brenda Song and she’s the hot little Asian number that stars as London Tipton on some lame ass Disney Channel show I’ve been watching while heavily intoxicated lately. This week’s babe will be posted shortly.

I forced myself into the gym this morning only to find out that some jackass somehow switched the treadmill to the metric system and that’s just thrown off my whole mojo for the day. I just can’t think in meters or kilometers and it’s too stressful trying to figure out how fast I should set the machine to in KPH when I normally try to jog at a 5 MPH pace. Then when I find a pace that feels the same, shit still doesn’t feel right because I’m reaching the quarter mile marks much quicker than normal. Well, that’s because it’s a quarter of a kilometer and not a mile. It’s just threw me off and I’m not sure if I’ll recover from it today. I’m kind of wishing I would’ve followed my gut and skipped the workout so I would have time to hit up McDonald’s for breakfast.

I just laughed my ass off at the part where he finally gets to eat the Smurfs.

I’ve been a little too occupied with being at work 16 hours a day to post a new Babe of the Week, but thankfully that Hannah Montana chick is such a little whore that she has a provided me an easy little update for all you pervs out there like the dude that I work with that gave me these. You can see the pics past the break.

Alright, so she’s a hot girl. Whatever, plenty of those out there. What really separates Olivia Munn from the rest of the pack is that she’s not only hot but is also funny as hell and is a sarcastic little bitch that is in the gaming industry, models and is into sports.

Umm, I think I might have to buy this girl a diamond ring and propose even though I’ve never even met her. In the meantime, while she’s waiting to become the next Mrs. Dave Z, she gets to be my Babe of the Week.

The first peak was thanks to the traffic from people looking to check out Shauvon’s lovely knockers and then the massive increase in April was thanks to people wanting to see The Rock of Love’s Kristy Joe Muller in all her naked glory. I’m still not even close to getting the 250K plateau I was reaching back before the site first closed down, but who cares, right?