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Alright, so I saw some hot boob action on some DVD box art for this movie called P2 when searching for stuff to put in my Blockbuster queue a while back. That pulled me in. Then I read the plot synopsis on the site, which read:

A corporate workaholic finds that her decision to work late on Christmas Eve has potentially deadly consequences in this thriller starring Wes Bently and Rachel Nichols. It’s that time of the year, and as the snow falls outside and families gather around the dinner table, Angela vows to close one last deal before the holiday. Now late for her family gathering, Angela rushes down to the garage in hopes of racing home and catching dinner before it gets cold. When her car refuses to start, her phone fails to get a signal, and everyone else has already left, it begins to appear as if Angela’s luck may have finally run out. Thankfully, a friendly security guard appears and offers to lend a helping hand. During the course of discussion, the security guard flirtatiously invites Angela to share the Christmas dinner he has prepared in the parking office – an offer that the high-powered corporate climber laughingly dismisses. The next thing Angels knows, she wakes up tied to a chair in the cold security office located on level P2. It appears as if the security guard’s invitation wasn’t optional, and that Christmas dinner was the last thing on his mind. Upon realizing just how serious her situation truly is Angela struggles to escape her subterranean prison and make it out so that she may live to see another Christmas morning. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide

Sounds like it could be good for some sexual situations and plenty of nudity, right? Well, it wasn’t. Despite the fact that it starred the sexy Rachel Nichols, who happens to be my Babe of the Week, it was a steaming pile of crap. I’m not even sure what happened in the movie except that we didn’t get to see this bitch’s lovely tits and that’s a damn shame. Cleavage just doesn’t cut it for me and no crappy B-movie like this should be without lots and lots of nudity. That’s one of my biggest pet peeves! Leave me alone right now, I’m pissed.