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The vampires at Kaiser drained 8 vials of my blood to do tests for a bunch of stuff, some related to what I wrote about in the previous post and some just for my general physical. It was kind of cool because I felt really euphoric afterwards and it lasted for at least an hour or so. Plus, the intern that poked me was this really cute black chick and she spent a good six minutes feeling up my arm trying to find a vein. I should find out what’s wrong with me — other than the obvious issues with obesity, alcoholism and drug abuse — within the next two days.