I hate to admit it, but I thoroughly enjoy watching Rock of Love 2. Actually, I’m lying. I don’t hate to admit it. It’s horrifically bad, yet tremendously entertaining mindless television and it never ceases to bring a smile to my face. Seeing a bunch of trashy sluts fight over and throw themselves over an old ass balding rock star is non-stop comic relief. It also doesn’t hurt that there’s occasionally a scantily-clad bangworthy slut frolicking around for my erotic enjoyment.

One of the girls on the show that I would actually consider tearing a new one — and there aren’t many that I would touch even after downing a dozen Jager bombs — is the former Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week and my newest Babe of the Week, Kristy Joe Muller. The girl is portrayed as being a bit screwed up emotionally, but on her good days you won’t find many girls out there that deserve a spot in your Spank Bank™ more than her.