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I’m really a huge fan of Diana Kauffman and I think the fact that this is the third time I’ve named her Babe of the Week plus the fact that I helped name her IGN.com’s Best Booth Babe of E3 back-to-back years pretty much backs up that assertion tenfold. The thing is that she’s completely deserving of all the praise and you won’t find many girls on this planet to have as great of a combination of amazing tits, a spankerific ass, rock-hard slamming body and beautiful face. She has few peers.

I’m not even talking about the virtual kind, but real outdoor basketball. It was a lot of fun and I got some good exercise out of it, so it was a win-win situation. Plus, it was bomb that I actually won one of the games despite my extreme rust when it comes to playing hoops. I was making some 3’s that would come out of my hands 100% wrong and had no business going in the basket. I’ll take the points, though, and it was also quite enjoyable to drive through the city because there are always a lot of cute chicks walking around that end up in the Spank Bank™ and future masturbatory fantasies. I miss that aspect of living in SF instead of up north in Marin County.

My web host finally upgraded the MySQL server so it doesn’t take six million years to update the site anymore. Now the only excuses I can use for being late with the Babe of the Week are lethargy, Alzheimer’s, or “I was too busy masturbating”.

First of all, let me just say that I’ve generally been on the Republican side of things the majority of my life. On a very high level, I believe in less government, less taxes, more military, etc, etc. That said, I’m very disappointed with the handling of both the domestic and international policies of Bush and the Republican administration over the course of the past seven years. I backed the President 100% in invading Iraq because I believed the proclamations that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction and I’m a believer that you must aggressively stop evil doers in lieu of waiting for them to kill. I’m fine with preemptive strikes to save lives. But based on what we know now, Iraq wasn’t a threat to us and I’m pissed that I believed the lies that they were. I’m ready for a change and was ready to support change.

Then why my disgust for Hilary? It has become clear to me that she doesn’t care about Iraq, the American people, the economy or whatever. She only wants the Presidency and that’s all that matters to her. The only reason she is still in this race is to damage Barack Obama enough that he won’t be able to win against McCain and she will be able to run in 2012 and become President. It is painfully obvious that this is her current plan and it’s quite honestly about as fucked up as fucked up can be. Hilary Clinton is an evil cunt and that’s the bottom line.

I just watched this video on CNN.com about these parents who let their 11 year old daughter die an extremely painful death because they believed in the “power of prayer” and wouldn’t take her to the hospital. That’s some insanely fucked up shit. I’m all for the freedom of religion, but in this particular case I think this poor girl’s parents should be given the death penalty. If taken to a hospital her diabetes would have been easily treatable and she could’ve lead a long and normal life. Instead, they decided to let her slowly slip into a diabetic coma — which is an extremely painful process — and watched her die. I can’t find the words to express just how much this infuriates me. If Dexter was real, I bet they’d be on the top of his list of people he could kill.

I have no idea how I keep forgetting because all the signs point to obese. You would think the fact that I can’t see my penis without the use of mirrors or cameras would remind me of this on a daily basis. And, yes, I do take pictures of lil Dave and even have a set of 118 photos in the My Penis folder on iPhoto on my Macbook — they’re all of him modeling different costumes like sailor outfits and such.

But, let’s get back on topic. The point is that I’ve ignored the whole “need to lose weight so I don’t die” thing for the past few months and that’s got to stop. For starters, I hit the gym hard this morning and had a great workout. Hopefully, I’ll follow it up by not eating like crap today and not chugging another bottle of Jager tonight while downing some scalloped potatoes.

I had never seen a picture of Jarah Mariano until a few minutes ago, but I’m already a diehard and life-long fan (with life meaning until she starts looking old). She’s pretty much perfect from top to bottom. A beautiful face, a great set of face pillows, and a flawless figure. I guess that’s pretty much why she was an obvious choice to feature as the Babe of the Week. I’m willing to bet that there won’t be any objections and I hope you enjoy checking her out from head to toe as much as I have.

ErrorDante suggested I check out Leticia Cline on Howard Stern after I posted her as Babe of the Week, so I found a torrent of the video to download. Wow. It’s must-see TV at it’s finest. If you’re a fan of chicks with great tits and hot bodies, you should stop what you’re doing and go download the video. If you’re not sure what torrents are or how to find this video, first go download something like BitTorrent and then go to a torrent search site such as isohunt.com and then do a search for “Leticia Cline Howard Stern” and then download the 472MB file. You’ll thank me later. Then you can thank me again once you realize you can find thousands of full length high-quality porn videos of all your favorite sex industry starlets on these things, as well, with this torrent stuff. God bless Al Gore for inventing the Internet.

It’s just about 4AM and I just got done with a marathon gaming session with Rainbow Six Vegas 2 that started after work at around 7PM last night. After finishing up the single player story — albeit just on casual so far — I did some terrorist hunt missions before joining up with my boys Abe & Tim to do the shit co-op. I had so much fun, despite the fact that the re-spawn points are laughably atrocious and the cheating AI that often will be able to take several up close shotgun blasts to the head makes you wanna find and castrate the developers. Now, I must get a few hours of sleep in before it’s time to work.

If you believe in the myth that size doesn’t matter, then you’ll probably love this update to “Dear Dave”. In fact, you might find that this QA session might just prove that myth to be at least correct on this occasion. Feel free to contact me any time with any question you have to get a response in a future update.

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