I’m really a huge fan of Diana Kauffman and I think the fact that this is the third time I’ve named her Babe of the Week plus the fact that I helped name her IGN.com’s Best Booth Babe of E3 back-to-back years pretty much backs up that assertion tenfold. The thing is that she’s completely deserving of all the praise and you won’t find many girls on this planet to have as great of a combination of amazing tits, a spankerific ass, rock-hard slamming body and beautiful face. She has few peers.

I’m not even talking about the virtual kind, but real outdoor basketball. It was a lot of fun and I got some good exercise out of it, so it was a win-win situation. Plus, it was bomb that I actually won one of the games despite my extreme rust when it comes to playing hoops. I was making some 3’s that would come out of my hands 100% wrong and had no business going in the basket. I’ll take the points, though, and it was also quite enjoyable to drive through the city because there are always a lot of cute chicks walking around that end up in the Spank Bank™ and future masturbatory fantasies. I miss that aspect of living in SF instead of up north in Marin County.

My web host finally upgraded the MySQL server so it doesn’t take six million years to update the site anymore. Now the only excuses I can use for being late with the Babe of the Week are lethargy, Alzheimer’s, or “I was too busy masturbating”.

First of all, let me just say that I’ve generally been on the Republican side of things the majority of my life. On a very high level, I believe in less government, less taxes, more military, etc, etc. That said, I’m very disappointed with the handling of both the domestic and international policies of Bush and the Republican administration over the course of the past seven years. I backed the President 100% in invading Iraq because I believed the proclamations that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction and I’m a believer that you must aggressively stop evil doers in lieu of waiting for them to kill. I’m fine with preemptive strikes to save lives. But based on what we know now, Iraq wasn’t a threat to us and I’m pissed that I believed the lies that they were. I’m ready for a change and was ready to support change.

Then why my disgust for Hilary? It has become clear to me that she doesn’t care about Iraq, the American people, the economy or whatever. She only wants the Presidency and that’s all that matters to her. The only reason she is still in this race is to damage Barack Obama enough that he won’t be able to win against McCain and she will be able to run in 2012 and become President. It is painfully obvious that this is her current plan and it’s quite honestly about as fucked up as fucked up can be. Hilary Clinton is an evil cunt and that’s the bottom line.

I just watched this video on CNN.com about these parents who let their 11 year old daughter die an extremely painful death because they believed in the “power of prayer” and wouldn’t take her to the hospital. That’s some insanely fucked up shit. I’m all for the freedom of religion, but in this particular case I think this poor girl’s parents should be given the death penalty. If taken to a hospital her diabetes would have been easily treatable and she could’ve lead a long and normal life. Instead, they decided to let her slowly slip into a diabetic coma — which is an extremely painful process — and watched her die. I can’t find the words to express just how much this infuriates me. If Dexter was real, I bet they’d be on the top of his list of people he could kill.

I have no idea how I keep forgetting because all the signs point to obese. You would think the fact that I can’t see my penis without the use of mirrors or cameras would remind me of this on a daily basis. And, yes, I do take pictures of lil Dave and even have a set of 118 photos in the My Penis folder on iPhoto on my Macbook — they’re all of him modeling different costumes like sailor outfits and such.

But, let’s get back on topic. The point is that I’ve ignored the whole “need to lose weight so I don’t die” thing for the past few months and that’s got to stop. For starters, I hit the gym hard this morning and had a great workout. Hopefully, I’ll follow it up by not eating like crap today and not chugging another bottle of Jager tonight while downing some scalloped potatoes.

I had never seen a picture of Jarah Mariano until a few minutes ago, but I’m already a diehard and life-long fan (with life meaning until she starts looking old). She’s pretty much perfect from top to bottom. A beautiful face, a great set of face pillows, and a flawless figure. I guess that’s pretty much why she was an obvious choice to feature as the Babe of the Week. I’m willing to bet that there won’t be any objections and I hope you enjoy checking her out from head to toe as much as I have.

ErrorDante suggested I check out Leticia Cline on Howard Stern after I posted her as Babe of the Week, so I found a torrent of the video to download. Wow. It’s must-see TV at it’s finest. If you’re a fan of chicks with great tits and hot bodies, you should stop what you’re doing and go download the video. If you’re not sure what torrents are or how to find this video, first go download something like BitTorrent and then go to a torrent search site such as isohunt.com and then do a search for “Leticia Cline Howard Stern” and then download the 472MB file. You’ll thank me later. Then you can thank me again once you realize you can find thousands of full length high-quality porn videos of all your favorite sex industry starlets on these things, as well, with this torrent stuff. God bless Al Gore for inventing the Internet.

It’s just about 4AM and I just got done with a marathon gaming session with Rainbow Six Vegas 2 that started after work at around 7PM last night. After finishing up the single player story — albeit just on casual so far — I did some terrorist hunt missions before joining up with my boys Abe & Tim to do the shit co-op. I had so much fun, despite the fact that the re-spawn points are laughably atrocious and the cheating AI that often will be able to take several up close shotgun blasts to the head makes you wanna find and castrate the developers. Now, I must get a few hours of sleep in before it’s time to work.

If you believe in the myth that size doesn’t matter, then you’ll probably love this update to “Dear Dave”. In fact, you might find that this QA session might just prove that myth to be at least correct on this occasion. Feel free to contact me any time with any question you have to get a response in a future update.

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I haven’t even played it online yet, where it’s supposed to be even better, but I’m already kindergarten in love with Rainbow Six Vegas 2. I know I’m a little late since it was in the first RSV, but I can’t get over just how bomb the cover system is in the game. I’m god awful at this point and that’s what has scared me from getting online with it since I’ve been dying a plenty on the casual difficulty level. I’ll eventually get online at some point this week and will undoubtedly take a beating. At least it’ll be fun doing so and I will continue to level up my character in the process. It just sucks that I only could get an hour in before I had to head in to work…maybe I can just do my hour lunch at some so I can try and finish the Nevada Desert level. Anyway, it’s a great game that you all should pick up. And if you already have it, send me friend request on Live and kill me some online (or help me kill some terrorists).

Seriously, this shit should be getting Emmy’s and whatnot. I’ve watched some of these Robot Chicken episodes a million times and they still make me LOL every time. The Star Wars episode is my obvious fave, but I can’t recall there ever being a bad episode.

The lovely Leticia Cline is this week’s Babe of the Week honoree, but I’m not going to use this space to talk about how great she looks or how much I’d love to Russian her before nutting in her face. I’m just here to bitch about how my web host is so damn fucking slow these days.

It’s been a prison rape painful to upload and update for the past month or so. It’s just beyond ridiculous. It used to take me less than a minute to update a regular post and maybe three to five minutes to do a Babe update, but now the regular shit is taking 10 minutes and today’s Babe update took 56 minutes. Nearly a fucking hour to do something that’s normally less than five minutes.

It’s hard to be disappointed with today’s loss to the Longhorns because I never thought we could even make it this far. For the Miami Hurricanes basketball team to do as well as they did in going 8-8 in ACC play and get at least one win in each the ACC and NCAA tournaments is equally  unexpected and outstanding. I couldn’t be happier for the way they’ve played this year, giving me some enjoyment in an area where it was least expected.

Lost Odyssey’s Treasure Trove achievement will now live in infamy much like Call of Duty 4’s Mile High Club. Even my OCD that’s the root of my achievement whoreness won’t keep me going back to try and find every single treasure in Lost Odyssey, at least for now. I’ve gone through every single nook and cranny in every single town, dungeon and underwater areas twice over the past two days and nothing to show for it. I may try again at some point, just as a might give Mile High Club another shot on CoD4, but for now the discs are going back to GameFly. It’s an awesome game, though.

Day 2 of the NCAA Tourney proved to be MUCH better than the first and I’m not saying it just because my Miami Hurricanes shocked me and beat down Saint Mary’s (can’t say that I have any hope they’ll beat Texas, though — but it’ll be fun cheering them on nonetheless). The games were much more exciting and the upsets were aplenty, just the way I like it. I would’ve wrote about it sooner but it’s taking me five minutes just to load my site back end these days just to post a short little blurb, it’s annoying the crap out of me. The only reason I have the patience to do it now is that it’s 5AM in the morning and I’m having trouble getting back to sleep.

As a lifelong sports fanatic, the first round of the NCAA tourney tends to be two of my favorite days of each and every year. Those days are right up there with the 18th birthday of whomever is the current flavor of the year in the teen slut superstar world. The first seven games this year on day one have proven to be a huge disappointment — kind of like when a cute teen star grows into an ugly adult woman and ends up doing Playboy 15 years too late when she’s no longer relevant.

The majority of the games have been blowouts and boring to watch, there haven’t been any real upsets and I’m already practically eliminated from my money pool even though the first day’s games aren’t even over. I’ve only picked 3 out of the first 7 correctly and the picks that I thought were stupid have proven to be just that.

I guess that makes me a genius in knowing that I was a moron in making my ridiculous picks. Knowing my luck, the first “upset” of the tourney will be Miami losing tomorrow. Although, I would honestly consider it an upset if Miami won. I really wish we weren’t seeded that high, an 11-13 seed would’ve been much more appropriate. A lower seed might have also helped our chances as weird as that may sound.

Anyway, I hope tonight (OJ Mayo vs Beasley!) and tomorrow proves to be much better. Regardless, I just adore that I can watch all this shit online while at work thanks to the NCAA March Madness on Demand on CBS Sports.

If you feel any anger towards me for waiting till the last hour of the week before posting a new Babe of the Week, please direct it towards the Mistwalker crew for making Lost Odyssey for the Xbox 360. It’s been taking up all of my time the past four days and if not for a roommate-forced break so we can watch Enchanted, I wouldn’t have had time to put up Miley Cyrus as this week’s featured hottie.

Since I’ve spent much of this week blogging about stuff that I think sucked — Stephen King’s The Mist & the reality shows that I watch — I might as well add some more stinkers to the list. First, there’s Disney’s The Game Plan that stars The “Rock” from the “U”. I love the guy, but watching that DVD last night was painful.

I wanted to kill that little cunt actress and was annoyed beyond belief throughout the entire flick. I tend to enjoy kid flicks but just hate this one and gave it the same 1/2 star that I gave the stupid Stephen King movie with the swiss ass ending.

We also watched Meet the Spartans last night and it obviously sucked, as well. It was horribly stupid, but at least I laughed quite a bit throughout even if it was often at myself for enjoying such mindless spunk. I think I needed something retarded like that after watching The Game Plan. Hopefully we’ll find some better things to watch this weekend, though having more crap to bitch about is kind of fun, too!

It appears that my web servers have been slow as fuck lately. I’ve even been having problems logging on to try and update at times and that’s why I’ve avoided posting a new babe. It’s been a pain in the ass to be quite frank. Nevertheless I promise to post one soon with next week’s to follow shortly after. I swear.