I’m fairly exhausted from the four days of mo-cap down in LA followed by the six hour drive back up to the SF Bay Area last night that got me home shortly after mo-cap. My feet hurt and are so swollen that they don’t fit into my sandals anymore and practically every single muscle and joint in my bod is feeling some pain. I wish I could go into details as to why, but that information is classified. Regardless, I should be up for some Mass Effect tonight and will likely do a “Dear Dave” update at some point this weekend. Be sure to contact me quickly if you want your q’s a’d.

It’s not really news because I posted the same nipple slip pictures of the lovely Kaylee DeFer back in 2005 when I originally featured her as Babe of the Week. Sadly, I couldn’t really find anything new on her because she hasn’t really been doing much on the acting front. It’s sad cause she’s one tremendously cute and completely bang-worthy actress.

I’m heading down to LA on a business trip and won’t be back until Friday. Subsequently, I might not have time to update while I’m down there. It’ll depend on what I end up doing with my nights and whether or not the hotel’s internet connection is worth a damn.

Life can be so easy at times, at least when I’m concerned. You show me your tits, you get rewarded. Lindsay Lohan poses nude exposing her fluffy pillows for the world to see and I reward her by naming her my Babe of the Week. That, my friends, is the meaning of life.

As far as college hoops is concerned, I’ve been a longtime fan of the Duke Blue Devils basketball team. The University of Miami didn’t have a men’s basketball team back in the day so I had to go elsewhere and I chose Duke primarily because everyone seemed to hate them, they were always good, and they tended to have good whiteys that I was able to emulate on the court (though my first favorite college basketball team was actually St. Johns because of Chris Mullin — I used to do a perfect right handed version of his jump shot).

That said, once the Hurricanes started back up their college hoops program, they immediately became my co-favorite and were the team I’d always root for when both teams went head-to-head. This obviously proved to be unfruitful because Duke has always been heads and shoulders better than Miami, but I never stopped wishing for a different outcome. Well, the big upset has FINALLY happened and I’m very proud of my ‘Canes for toppling Duke 96-95 in last night’s thrilling contest. The win brings Miami’s record to 18-7 (5-6) and if they can finish 3-2 or better in the team’s final five games, they will likely be a lock for making the NCAA Tournament. Let’s go ‘Canes! Oh, and, let’s go Blue Devils (when you’re not playing the ‘Canes).

A lot of people seem to wonder about why my favorite teams are from all over the place and I’ve explained this many times, with the simple answer being that my dad was in the Air Force and we were stationed in Guam at the time I started following sports religiously. However, I haven’t really expounded too much on where exactly I’ve lived throughout my life. Here’s a basic rundown (I’m sure I’m off a little on some of the year ranges):

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I don’t even know why I still watch it, but American Idol is on my Tivo list and I admittedly love when Simon keeps it real and rips into someone’s ass. A lot of people think he’s an ass, but I tend to agree with his comments 99.9% of the time. Anyway, that’s not what this post about. Tonight was “guys” night but one of the guys just seemed….well….like a chick. The boy, or girl, in question is Danny Noriega. The dude’s more female than half the girls I’ve come across in my life. If he got a boob job and ass implants, I’d consider tapping that shit. Well, not really. But you get what I mean. It’s all cool though, someone just needs to hook him up with Christian from Project Runway.

The fact that you can get a lesbian love triangle going in Mass Effect is without a doubt one of the coolest Easter Eggs you can find in any video game. It’s as if the developers had me in mind when they figured they’d allow this to happen in their game. I’m kind of shocked that there hasn’t been some retarded backlash against this. Anyway, I’m at 780/1000 with this game and will have to beat it at least two more times to get the full 1000. I feel the need to complete this just to make up for all the cupcake 1000s I’ve gotten over the past six months.

Speaking of retarded, I thought it was stupid that the old chick on Big Brother 9 last week that was flipping out over the crazy dude for his politically incorrectness in referring to kids with autism as retards.  I completely agree that it was in poor taste, as I’d rather use the word to describe people that do stupid things rather than to describe someone with a mental handicap, but at least this guy spends his life helping these kids with special needs.

What’s more important, that he avoids the use of the word “retard” or the fact that he’s spending each and every day of his life helping these children out (at least when he’s not on BB9)? I think actions speak louder than words and unless this woman is also spending her life helping out these kids, which she doesn’t, then she should have no say in the matter. His helping these kids are doing way more good than her defending them against his ignorant speech.

The credit goes to longtime fan and friend, Paul, for giving me a link to these. With “these” being some sexy new pics of the ginger hottie Lindsay Lohan posing nude as Marilyn Monroe for whatever the hell she posed for. I’m way too drunk to figure out the details. Anyway, here she is with all her naughty bits exposed.

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A day late, but only 25 cents short. It’s yet another update to “Dear Dave” where you emails net my always-amazing replies. Don’t forget, if you keep emailing me, I’ll keep updating this. If not, I can take Thursdays and Fridays off to do something like read books or spank some ho’s.

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I’m starting to become a pretty big fan of Amber Lee Ettinger, aka “Obama Girl”, and it’s making me become even more pro-Barrack Obama. I foresee a Babe of the Week in this girl’s future. In the meantime, check her out in the Super Obama Girl video.

If you’re a guy who considers Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Baby Got Back to be gospel, then you’ll want to check out my latest Babe of the Week, the wife of rapper/actor Ice-T, Coco. The is pretty much what the song’s all about and in the included photos you can practically see every single inch of this voluptuous and bootylicious babe.

Not even sure if anything more needs to be said. I wish I could have the last three hours of my life back.

I’m not even exaggerating one bit,  but the feeling of euphoria I felt when I dropped off the Gamefly envelope with X-Men: The Official Game in it was not on the same level as when the Patriots fell to 18-1 but it was damn close. Trying to get the 1000/1000 has been excruciatingly painful and has taken me two months to do despite playing maybe 6-8 actual hours of playing the game. I hate it more than any other game I’ve played in my life and it was awfully difficult to stop myself from ritualistically burning the CD after I finally completed it. If it wasn’t a Gamefly rental and something I actually owned, you’d surely be watching a Youtube video of my lighting that pile on fire. I’m beyond thrilled that I’m finally finished with it!

It looks like my Baltimore Orioles finalized the 1 for 5 trade with the Mariners, giving up Erik Bedard. The move was probably the smart thing to do as the team really needs to start stock-piling young talent if they’re ever going to be able to compete with the Yankees and Red Sox. The idea of trying to spend with the big boys but not quite spend as much was downright pathetic.

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Not quite as active as last week, partly due to the fact that Super Bowl Sunday was as big of a downer on my traffic as it was to Bill Belichick’s ego, but there were still enough of your emails for me to update. Enjoy!

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I’ve been in great spirits today, and, no, an intoxicated Adriana Lima didn’t show up on my doorstep horny and ready to bone. My day’s been even better than that. It’s National Signing Day for college football and my University of Miami Hurricanes finished amazingly well as they landed a top four class whether you’re looking at Rivals.com, Scout.com or ESPN/Scout’s Inc. Here’s a breakdown of our incoming class from each recruiting organization:

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I’m a Boston Celtics fan so I’m not complaining, but I’ve been saying from day one that I wouldn’t be surprised if the NBA very strongly urged, if not forced, the T-Wolves to make the Kevin Garnett trade. My reasoning was that the NBA was facing a marketing nightmare because of the Tim Donaghy scandal and needed something to excite the fans. And what better way to do this than giving the C’s KG and making one of the most storied NBA franchises relevant again.

Why do I bring this up again? Well, the Memphis Grizzlies recently completed a trade of its superstar Paul Gasol that looks infinitely worse than the one Kevin McHale got lambasted for when he traded KG to the Celts. Oh, and guess who the trade was with? Yeah, the Los Angeles Lakers. Kobe’s team gave up some scrubs and netted a bona fide stud in Gasol (who debuted with LA tonight scoring 24 pts and pulling down 12 rebounds). It’s as if the basketball god’s (or the NBA front office) is looking for a classic Lakers versus Celtics NBA final to help up its ratings after way too many piss poor draws thanks to teams like the San Antonio Spurs being dominant. It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out.

This video has been around for a while — as shown by the fact it’s been watched a few billion times on Youtube. However, since one of my buds at work saw some photo of some hottie he needed identified, for which he always turns to me, and I immediately recognized her as “Obama Girl” I thought I’d share the original video sensation featuring this buxom big-tittied beauty that’s been a part of a viral campaign in support of Barack Obama for those that may have yet to experience its wonder.

I had posted the Playboy photos, but I never got around to honoring the awfully sexy Jenn Sterger as my Babe of the Week in the old site. That really sucked of me and I’m apologizing for that. Luckily, I am righting my wrong and the lovely FSU Cowgirl has been named this week’s Babe.

If you’re not familiar with her, this is your chance to check her out. You will not be disappointed, that much I can guarantee. I’ve anointed her the Sexiest Sports Fan Alive and the attached photos will unequivocally prove my point.