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I’m fairly exhausted from the four days of mo-cap down in LA followed by the six hour drive back up to the SF Bay Area last night that got me home shortly after mo-cap. My feet hurt and are so swollen that they don’t fit into my sandals anymore and practically every single muscle and joint in my bod is feeling some pain. I wish I could go into details as to why, but that information is classified. Regardless, I should be up for some Mass Effect tonight and will likely do a “Dear Dave” update at some point this weekend. Be sure to contact me quickly if you want your q’s a’d.

It’s not really news because I posted the same nipple slip pictures of the lovely Kaylee DeFer back in 2005 when I originally featured her as Babe of the Week. Sadly, I couldn’t really find anything new on her because she hasn’t really been doing much on the acting front. It’s sad cause she’s one tremendously cute and completely bang-worthy actress.

I’m heading down to LA on a business trip and won’t be back until Friday. Subsequently, I might not have time to update while I’m down there. It’ll depend on what I end up doing with my nights and whether or not the hotel’s internet connection is worth a damn.

Life can be so easy at times, at least when I’m concerned. You show me your tits, you get rewarded. Lindsay Lohan poses nude exposing her fluffy pillows for the world to see and I reward her by naming her my Babe of the Week. That, my friends, is the meaning of life.

As far as college hoops is concerned, I’ve been a longtime fan of the Duke Blue Devils basketball team. The University of Miami didn’t have a men’s basketball team back in the day so I had to go elsewhere and I chose Duke primarily because everyone seemed to hate them, they were always good, and they tended to have good whiteys that I was able to emulate on the court (though my first favorite college basketball team was actually St. Johns because of Chris Mullin — I used to do a perfect right handed version of his jump shot).

That said, once the Hurricanes started back up their college hoops program, they immediately became my co-favorite and were the team I’d always root for when both teams went head-to-head. This obviously proved to be unfruitful because Duke has always been heads and shoulders better than Miami, but I never stopped wishing for a different outcome. Well, the big upset has FINALLY happened and I’m very proud of my ‘Canes for toppling Duke 96-95 in last night’s thrilling contest. The win brings Miami’s record to 18-7 (5-6) and if they can finish 3-2 or better in the team’s final five games, they will likely be a lock for making the NCAA Tournament. Let’s go ‘Canes! Oh, and, let’s go Blue Devils (when you’re not playing the ‘Canes).

A lot of people seem to wonder about why my favorite teams are from all over the place and I’ve explained this many times, with the simple answer being that my dad was in the Air Force and we were stationed in Guam at the time I started following sports religiously. However, I haven’t really expounded too much on where exactly I’ve lived throughout my life. Here’s a basic rundown (I’m sure I’m off a little on some of the year ranges):

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I don’t even know why I still watch it, but American Idol is on my Tivo list and I admittedly love when Simon keeps it real and rips into someone’s ass. A lot of people think he’s an ass, but I tend to agree with his comments 99.9% of the time. Anyway, that’s not what this post about. Tonight was “guys” night but one of the guys just seemed….well….like a chick. The boy, or girl, in question is Danny Noriega. The dude’s more female than half the girls I’ve come across in my life. If he got a boob job and ass implants, I’d consider tapping that shit. Well, not really. But you get what I mean. It’s all cool though, someone just needs to hook him up with Christian from Project Runway.

The fact that you can get a lesbian love triangle going in Mass Effect is without a doubt one of the coolest Easter Eggs you can find in any video game. It’s as if the developers had me in mind when they figured they’d allow this to happen in their game. I’m kind of shocked that there hasn’t been some retarded backlash against this. Anyway, I’m at 780/1000 with this game and will have to beat it at least two more times to get the full 1000. I feel the need to complete this just to make up for all the cupcake 1000s I’ve gotten over the past six months.

Speaking of retarded, I thought it was stupid that the old chick on Big Brother 9 last week that was flipping out over the crazy dude for his politically incorrectness in referring to kids with autism as retards.  I completely agree that it was in poor taste, as I’d rather use the word to describe people that do stupid things rather than to describe someone with a mental handicap, but at least this guy spends his life helping these kids with special needs.

What’s more important, that he avoids the use of the word “retard” or the fact that he’s spending each and every day of his life helping these children out (at least when he’s not on BB9)? I think actions speak louder than words and unless this woman is also spending her life helping out these kids, which she doesn’t, then she should have no say in the matter. His helping these kids are doing way more good than her defending them against his ignorant speech.

The credit goes to longtime fan and friend, Paul, for giving me a link to these. With “these” being some sexy new pics of the ginger hottie Lindsay Lohan posing nude as Marilyn Monroe for whatever the hell she posed for. I’m way too drunk to figure out the details. Anyway, here she is with all her naughty bits exposed.

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A day late, but only 25 cents short. It’s yet another update to “Dear Dave” where you emails net my always-amazing replies. Don’t forget, if you keep emailing me, I’ll keep updating this. If not, I can take Thursdays and Fridays off to do something like read books or spank some ho’s.

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