I’m sure it’s debatable to some, but since this is my blog I can claim anything that I want. Therefore I’m just going to proclaim Adriana Lima “The World’s Sexiest Woman” and be done with it. That’s why she was a past Babe of the Week honoree and has been given the title yet again in the new format.

To hammer in this point even further, if I ever rubbed a magical lamp and a genie popped out, my three wishes would be: 1) To have Adriana Lima for the rest of my life. 2) For Adriana Lima to never age. 3) An everlasting erection. Has the severity of my infatuation with this woman sunk in yet?