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Normally when some white trash 16 year old gets knocked up nobody blinks an eye. That’s not the case when the trailer trash preggo teen is the younger sister of the White Trash Queen, Britney Spears. It just seems like yesterday that Britney was a sexy 17-year-old that was so hot that you could overlook the fact that her eyes were spaced hella apart and that one was a bit lazy and crooked. The world was hers for the taking.

That Britney no longer exists as she’s somehow managed to transform herself from a teenage bubblegum pop princess to gutter trash that you would be embarrassed to tell your friends about if you fucked her. Britney’s life went to shit and now it looks like the same future will be had by her younger sister now that she’s been impregnated by her boyfriend. If Jamie proves to be twice the mom of her big sister, then the child will still face constant danger of an early death caused by negligence. Let’s all pray she puts the kid up for adoption!