My nuts may no longer be rightfully mine after admitting this, but one of my guilty pleasures is watching ANTM. One might think watching a show about a bunch of models wouldn’t warrant the loss of membership to the Men’s Club because there’s nothing unmanly about ogling at beautiful women. However, ANTM doesn’t fit this because 99% of the women on the show are nickels more so than dimes. I get my enjoyment out of just watching women being all caddy, bitchy, two-faced, and dishonest. Well, okay, I could’ve saved some time by just saying “women being women”.

With that out of the way, I’ll further cement my banishment from the Men’s Club by proclaiming that I’m all about Team Jenah! Not that there’s anything wrong with being a fan of a lovely young woman, but rather it just being a bit less-than-masculine using that “Team Blah” phrase. Regardless, I’m a fan of hers for the simple fact that she’s the one that I’d most want to bang the shit out of. I’m not just talking about normal boring sex, either, but jumping off the top rope Jimmy Superfly Snuka style sex where you yell “cowabunga” and are at risk of torn ACLs and a fractured vertebrae. Even with her overly big eyes, gummy smile, funky ears, and often raunchy hair, she’s the clear babe in the group with only the recently cut Heather in her league.