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Since I haven’t updated in a couple of years, you’ll probably see some “dated” updates from me to help everyone catch up with what’s been going on in my life and inside my head. Longtime fans, friends or readers surely know that I’m a diehard fan of the Miami Dolphins and Miami Hurricanes football teams. Let’s just say things haven’t been going all that well with either of my teams since I last updated the website!

The Miami Hurricanes just completed their first losing season in forever, finishing 5-7 and just getting flat out humiliated in about three different games this year. I’d often go to UM forums where people would get in heated arguments over who should start at QB, Kirby Freeman or Kyle Wright, and I’d just laugh thinking that trying to choose between these two would be like trying to answer the question, “who would you rather fuck? Janet Reno or Margarette Thatcher?” Basically, when your options or Kirby or Kyle, there is no right answer.

Now onto the Dolphins… The best thing about them being 0-12 and this embarrassingly dreadful is that by week 3 or 4 I stopped getting angry at the games. Getting mad at the Dolphins for sucking would be like getting pissed off at the retarded kid because you got an F on the test you cheated off him on. It just wouldn’t make any sense.

I still cheer for them whenever they’re on because I always stick by my team. I weathered the 0-21 start of the Baltimore Orioles in 1988, kept loyal to the Celtics during the post-Len Bias’ Death, post-Larry Bird, and post-Reggie Lewis’ death years, the UM probation years, etc. It’s just that when you’re 0-12, I often find myself smiling and laughing when things go wrong because it starts to feel a bit comical.