X-Factor is Dead to Me

I haven’t updated this blog in forever but felt the need to rant about X-Factor after tonight’s awful results. Two of the show’s most talented artists got the axe today and it sickens me. I get Astro going home because the cocky little douche bag clearly soured a lot of voters because of his tantrum a few weeks ago and I know the only reason he made it out alive after last week’s episode is because his fan base probably mobilized some before going back to being lazy this week. Nevertheless, the little prick is clearly talented and has the chance to have a tremendous career — potentially better than anyone else on the show.

Now, Drew getting voted off just pisses me off to no end, though. That girl can sing and has one of the most unique and moving voices I’ve ever heard — all coming from a tiny little girl’s body. Every time she’d sing, I’d get chills up and down my spine. I was okay with L.A. siding with his guy, Marcus, because he seemed genuinely torn and it was understandable to stick with his team. But, Paula and Nicole both proved that they’re evil, unethical, and mean-spirited cunts that were willing to fuck over a young girl just to be spiteful against Simon. It was sickening  and completely unprofessional and I hope that Simon is smart enough to not bring either one of them back to be judges next season.


Suck For Luck

This has been such a bad football season that I’ve gone into “Suck for Luck” mode with the Miami Dolphins. Sadly, losing won’t help my two fantasy football teams (2-3 and 0-5) or the Miami Hurricanes, who held on to beat UNC today to move to 3-3 overall and 1-2 in the ACC Coastal Division race. They’ve shown some positives this year, but it’s still typically so dreadful to watch them as their defense can’t tackle and can’t cover and their offense likes to implode at times. At least with the win-less Dolphins, losing can help their draft position, which could mean we finally get a QB next year in Stanford’s Andrew Luck.


2011 NFL Season Predictions

Last year, I went 6-1 picking the NFL playoff games against the spread and nailed my pre-season prediction of the Green Bay Packers as my pick for the Super Bowl Champion. The Pack are the odds on favorite to win it all again, but my jiggly gut is thinking Mr. Bunchen, aka Tom Brady, is looking like he’s going to cement himself as one of the all-time greats by adding a fourth ring, as I’m betting that the New England Patriots will be crowned 2011 Super Bowl Champions in early 2012. I’m feeling so strong about the Pats that I’m even thinking about putting some money down on 19-0…but, I won’t.


Kiiiillled Bin Laden

Here’s my President Obama killing Osama Bin Laden version of the Dave Z-created Space Invaders-inspired flash game.

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Harris Dinga: Cougar Hunter

Harris Dinga loves cougars — or cougars love him if you believe his perspective. This version of my flash space invaders game has Harris trying to catch cougars attacking him.

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Harris Invaders

This is my first self-programmed flash game, Harris Invaders.

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Babe of the Week: Julie Zorrilla

I’ve always had a thing from babes that come from certain South American countries and that’s why Columbian-born American Idol Season 10 contestant, Julie Zorrilla, immediately garnered my sexual attention as soon as she first appeared on my TV screen. I’m not sure what her chances are in becoming the “next American Idol” but I don’t really care as I’ve already busted a few in her honor and have moved on. She can give me a call again after some leaked nudes or a sex tape of hers hits the ‘net.

Full Name: Julie Zorrilla
Date of Birth: ??/??/??
Place of Birth: Columbia
Residence: Hollywood, CA
Ethnicity: Columbian
Height: ?’?”
Weight: ??? lbs
Measurements: ??–??-??
Occupation: Singer


Super Bowl XLV Prediction

My record picking against the spread for this year’s NFL playoffs stands at a fairly impressive 5-1. I nailed both conference championship games and got 3 out of 4 correct in the divisional round. The only pick I’ve gotten wrong so far was the game between the Jets and Patriots and I’m going to chalk that one up to being over-hyped by the Patriots-infested office at QUICKHIT in Foxboro.

That said, my previous success hasn’t raised my confidence in picking the outcome of Super Bowl XLV between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Green Bay Packers. This game could easily go any way and it should be an epic and exciting battle.

Green Bay (-2.5) over Pittsburgh

My enormous gut and parts of my brain are telling me to go with the Steelers on this one. Big Ben already has two rings to his credit, is a proven winner and doesn’t take no for an answer. Pittsburgh is also the more experienced team as many of its players have played in the “big game” before and should be better prepared for things such as the special ball they use for the Super Bowl or the longer half time show.

The Steelers’ franchise has also won this thing more than any other. So much so that one could argue that the Lombardi Trophy should be renamed the Rooney Trophy. Nevertheless, I’m not going to listen to my gut or the parts of my brain telling me to pick Pittsburgh. I’m going with the Packers to win and cover the 2.5 point spread because they were my pre-season pick to win it all and I might as well stick with them because getting that right makes me even smarter than just picking this one game correct.

Plus, I think one of the story lines that will unfold will be the match-up between Pittsburgh’s back-up center and B.J. Raji of the Packers. I think Raji’s going to make a big impact stifling the Steelers’ rushing attack and will get some good pressure on Big Ben up the middle. This combined with the fact that I really want this to be Aaron Rodgers’ coming out party, as it’ll somewhat tarnish the legacy of Brett “Sext Machine” Favre just a little more, even makes me want the Pack to win.

Green Bay 31 Pittsburgh 27



Covered In Snow

Damn, looks like most of the country is covered in snow at the moment.


A Kid’s Take On My Game

Here’s a fun little video review of the game I work on — Quickhit NFL Football — by a young kid. Enjoy! :)


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