Hi, my name is Aiden Pearce. It’s been eleven months since my niece was murdered as a result of my failed robbery attempt. I had my sights set on avenging her murder, but got frustrated with the fact that every single vehicle I’ve been able to jack in this town has unresponsive steering. Plus, many of the steps I would take towards getting revenge would require me to escape a police chase and the police in this city make the criminals seem like the good guys.
Babe of the Week: Lexi Atkins
Lexi Atkins is the clear front-runner to becoming Miss USA 2014 on June 8th and even if she doesn’t win (there’s a chance she could finish 2nd to Miss Utah Angie Layton), I’m quite certain we’ll continue to see a lot more of her work as both a model and an actress. You can already check out her immense talents in the must-see horror-comedy Zombeavers.
Babe of the Week: Kendall Jenner
If you like your ladies tall, thin, beautiful and with legs that go on for days, then Kendall Jenner is the member of the Kardashian/Jenner clan that you’ll want to worship, stalk or whatever else fills up your day.
Babe of the Week: Morgan McLeod
It might just be that she’s the freshest addition to the SpankBank™, but it’s my belief that Morgan McLeod might be the straight hottest piece of ass that’s ever appeared on Survivor. I just couldn’t get enough of those massive breasticles and it surely helped that her face was oh so adorable. But, yeah, so, boobies.
Babe of the Week: Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande is as undeniably cute and adorable as a girl could be in her perfectly petite 5’0″ frame. I’ve been a fan of hers for much longer than legally allowed, but I’m sure all sane people would understand the obsession.
Babe of the Week: Yvonne Strahovski
Yvonne Strahovski is one of those actresses that could just do nothing on screen and I would still think she was deserving of an Oscar or Emmy. Yeah, she’s just that beautiful and perfect from head-to-toe.
Babe of the Week: Phoebe Tonkin
I have no problem admitting that I watch The Vampire Diaries and The Originals. They’re entertaining shows and, boy oh boy, do they know how to cast beautiful people on the CW. Case in point is the Australian actress and model that plays the half werewolf, half witch Hayley Marshall on The Originals. Her name is Phoebe Tonkin and she’s easily one of the most beautiful things I’ve yet seen on my HDTV.
Babe of the Week: Alexandra Daddario
I’ve been a fan of Alexandra Daddario ever since the first Percy Jackson movie. Her eyes and facial beauty were enough to make any movie she appeared in a must-watch in my book. My infatuation for her, however, jumped to epic proportions after she revealed her amazing acting talents in the new HBO series True Detective and she might just be my new favorite actress ever because of this.
