Super Bore
by Dave Z on Feb.08, 2010, under Sports
The Super Bowl, while a decent enough game between two of the game’s best teams and two of the league’s best quarterbacks, honestly bored the Hell out of me. I believe part of it was because there weren’t really any big hits, amazing catches, or really big plays. Both the Colts and Saints seemed to drive at will and would only have drives stopped because of mistakes on their part, except for the goal line stand towards the end of the first half (only reason Colts didn’t score at the goal line at the end of the game was the ball went right through Wayne’s hands).
It’s almost as if both Brees and Manning were too good at finding the open receiver and too good at putting the ball right where the receiver could make the easy grab. There were no David Tyree catch-the-ball-off-your-helmet moments or ones where a player like Larry Fitzgerald just proved he was a man among boys. It was quality football between two fantastic offenses and a few defenses that made some huge plays every now and then — the TAINT (touchdown after interception) and the Freeney sack.
Maybe the bigger problem is that I liked both teams and honestly didn’t give two shits about who won the game. I was clapping for scores or big plays by either team and was mainly just hopping it was a close game throughout. My biggest disappointment was the TAINT that ended the game instead of the Colts being able to tie it and possibly put the SB into OT. I’m glad Brees got a ring and am extremely happy that the Saints won a SB for the first time ever. But, if they had lost I wouldn’t have really cared that much. I guess that’s what honestly bored me the most. It’s much easier to get excited if you really love one team or really hate the other. When you’re indifferent and just want a good football game, it’s hard to get all that emotional.
Oh, yeah, it also didn’t help that the ads mostly sucked and the half-time show was 30 years past due.
Dear John Hottie
by Dave Z on Feb.06, 2010, under Babes
I can’t say that I have any desire at all to watch Dear John, but if I do it will be for the simple fact that actress Amanda Seyfried is bangin’. The beautiful blonde actress has an amazing pair of eyes and she’s quit the looker. Of course, I don’t think she gets nekky in Dear John so it still might not be worth watching just for her.
The movie Chloe, on the other hand, does feature her fully unclothed, so that one will be on the must watch list for sure. For now, guess I’ll just have to check out the vidcaps from the movie that I’ve included in her Babe of the Week profile.
Sharing The Elevator With An Escort
by Dave Z on Jan.29, 2010, under Babes
I’ve been having some entertaining encounters on the elevator in my building of late. Case in point, I got in the elevator with this really bangin’ blonde chick that was about 5′11″ with her 6″ heels and was dressed “Halloween in Orlando” slutty. She was really friendly and started the conversation with me asking about the liquor I was carrying and after we exchanged some flirty banter back-and-forth, I blurted out, “I hope you don’t get offended by this, but are you in this building on ‘business’?” (yes, I even used the finger quotes when saying this)
She smiled and said something like, “is it that obvious?”. While it WAS completely obvious, I said that it wasn’t and that I just assumed she was because most of the women I encounter in the building were snobby bitches and she seemed too pleasant to live here. She laughed and then we stood in the elevator doors of the 37th floor where she was getting off and talked some about her and her business there.
Turns out she’s a high-priced escort that gets a “$1,000 donation” for a mere hour of her time. She asked if I wanted her to come up after she was done with her client, but I passed saying that while I’m supportive of what she does I prefer to pray on drunk chicks that I can get for free but that if she’s bored she can always come up to my place and help me polish off the Svedka while she watches me play Mass Effect 2 on Xbox 360. She said she might take me up on it, we exchanged phone numbers, and I’m pretty sure she’ll never call me and I’ll never call her. Nevertheless, another random entertaining encounter on the Devonshire elevator.
Might Start Tivo’ing Vampire Diaries
by Dave Z on Jan.28, 2010, under Babes
When I first saw the previews for C-Dub’s “The Vampire Diaries”, I thought it was going to be the gayest thing on television. Just a stupid teenage vampire drama inspired by the lame ass Twilight movies. I guess my psychic abilities are quite good, as after watching an episode of it tonight, I’ve been able to confirm that my prediction was 100% accurate.
While the show sucks, I must say that the actress that plays the female lead, Nina Dobrev, is one of the most adorably cute actresses I’ve seen in my life. Every time she was on screen, the little man would get excited and I couldn’t help but keep repeating out loud, “damn, she’s cute!” I haven’t had a similar reaction to a TV actress since I first started watching Kristin Kreuk on Smallville.
The immenseness of this girl’s cuteness has made her an obvious choice for my Babe of the Week and has me strongly considering adding The Vampire Diaries, as bad as it is, to my Tivo list. I guess I shouldn’t really debate it and just try it and see if I can stomach it. I had been recording Gossip Girl, 90210, and Melrose Place just for the eye candy but quickly removed them from my Season Pass manager once I realized that I just couldn’t stand watching them despite the plethora of hotness.
iPad an iJoke?
by Dave Z on Jan.27, 2010, under Blog
The Interweb always gets a little buzz going whenever Steve Jobs and Apple has one of their hyped up little announcements. And as a huge fan of the Macbook and someone who couldn’t live without his iPhone, I tend to get a bit of a semi on these days, as well. I’m a sucker for style in my gadgets and Apple has been the front runner in this respect for quite some time — they also tend to make a lot of really cool, user-friendly and useful shit.
Although, I must say that the company’s latest “revolution” has left me feeling a bit like I did back when I saw this really HOT chick walk into the bathroom at the End Up back in SF and then watching her whip out her cock and pee in the trough urinals right next to me — confused. As a technological gadget, the iPad seems cool. It’s like a giant iPhone without the cell phone part, yet smaller and more portable than the Macbook I own and love. I just don’t know why I’d ever want to own one other than to have the latest gadget to fool around with. It’s too big to carry around everywhere, so it’s not like I’m going to carry it with me at all times like my iPhone. And it’s just not powerful or functional enough to replace my Macbook when I’m at home or on trips.
The only place I could see me really wanting to use it would be on airplanes, where it would make a better book reader or movie player than either the iPhone or Macbook — but I barely fly once a year of late. Other than that, the only reason I could see getting it would be for the “cool” factor and I’m not sure if that’s enough for me in my current financial dilemma. I do have some very “revolutionary” ideas for it, but will wait on posting them as they could be HUGE and want to see if I can get a patent first.
Senator Scott Brown’s Hot Offspring
by Dave Z on Jan.27, 2010, under Babes
I’ve been super lazy this past week. Well, lazy at least when it comes to updating this site. Been busting my ass at work, have been hitting the gym almost daily, and have been doing my best to try and get my life back on track…just have been too lazy when not doing all that to do simple things like update this blog.
Blah, blah, blah, I’m sure you’re thinking and I get it. So, we’ll cut to the chase and get to the Babe of the Week. As I hinted to in my last post, it’s none other than Ayla Brown, the daughter of the newly elected Senator of Massachusetts, and the first Republican to hold the seat since well before the sperm and egg met that created me, Scott Brown.
Scott Brown’s Daughter is BANGIN’
by Dave Z on Jan.19, 2010, under Blog
Okay, so I just learned something extremely important tonight. No, not that Republican Scott Brown has just become the first non-Democrat US senator for the State of Massachusetts in something like 44 years. Not that a State that is considered one of the Left-most in the Union that voted for Obama by a better than 25% margin essentially voted against the President’s health care proposal tonight. No. The extremely important thing that I learned tonight is that Senator-Elect Scott Brown has a wicked hot daughter! Go Scott Brown! Oh, and here’s Scott’s daughter, Ayla, who will likely be my Babe of the Week once I stop being lazy.
Roxxxy The Sex Robot
by Dave Z on Jan.16, 2010, under Blog
I’m hoping “sexbot” was already trademarked or the makers of the world’s first ever “sex robot” might’ve missed out on the perfect name. Dubbed Roxxxy the Sex Robot, the rubber life sized replica of a female can’t actually move, but it’ll talk to you and respond to touches and movement — and let you fuck it, obviously.
Her personality can also be designed to maker her super wild or as frigid as the Great Lakes in winter (I’m assuming this works perfectly for wannabe rapists). She laughs, she snores, she talks, she can take three dicks at once, she loves, she hates and she never has a headache. And the best thing about Roxxxy is that she’ll only cost you between $7 & $9k, which is substantially cheaper than a real girlfriend and not as big of a dent in the wallet as going to prison for some sexually deviant act would be.
If you’re a freak-a-leak and are itching to buy Roxxxy or just interested in seeing another clue that humanity is on its last legs, check out this very informative video from Youtube.
Pants On The Ground
by Dave Z on Jan.13, 2010, under Reality TV
I think I just witnessed the greatest song ever performed on American Idol and it was by some 62 year old that goes by the name of General Larry Platt. The song is called “Pants on the Ground” and it’s every bit as catchy as Miley Cyrus’s ultra-addictive “Party in the USA” and arguably just a better overall song.
Check out this Youtube video of him performing it back at the auditions and posted long before tonight’s showing. I guess the guy filmed it and posted it back when the auditions took place cause he knew then it’d be a cult hit as it appears poised to be.
And here’s General Larry Platt doing his thing on the show. 
Send a $10 Donation by Texting ‘Haiti’ to 90999
by Dave Z on Jan.13, 2010, under Blog
Normally, the only cause I support is breast cancer because I’m such a fan of the breastississess. However, shit looks downright awful right now in Haiti after that magnitude 7+ earthquake. If you’re the type that wants to help but doesn’t necessarily want to expend much energy doing so, it appears you can send a $10 donation to the American Red Cross by simply texting “Haiti” to “90999“. I’ve checked it out thoroughly and it appears 100% legit as you can find information about it on the official American Red Cross website and other reputable sources. It’s also quite easy to do and the $10 is just added to your monthly cell phone bill.
Of course, if you’re heartless and feel that the 100,000+ people that are believed to be dead deserved their fate because some Haitians more than 200 years ago “made a pact with the devil” and deserve what’s happening to them, like Pat Robertson believes, then instead of donating you can always just gloat and pat your own back for not living in a country where people may have made a pact with the devil more than 200 years ago (although, I’d be willing to wager that many have in the US over the years…so who knows).
